Twins vs. facking yanks

As you can [hopefully] tell, I was just in a panic. Like, OMFG THE TWINS ARE PLAYING AND THE STUPID CABLE TV ISN'T COVERING THEM!?!??!!?!?!? 

So this involved a frantic search to find the MLB Playoffs on TV. I finally found them. If you care the Twins are on TBS, which is channel 46 for me. So I'm sitting here going OMFG I CANT WATCH MY TWINS PLAY? THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER!! And then I realize that, YES I CAN! So now I'm like WHOOO HOOOOOO MY TWINKIES ARE GONNA KICK SOME YANK ARSE TONIGHT! JUST YOU WATCH!!! And all the yanks are going to have "sore muscles" and "mysterious illnesses" and royally suck and the Twins are just gonna be a facking awesome and kill them. I trust you they will. *nods*